If what I'm writing makes no sense, consider yourself lucky. But figure that 2001 is going to be the year that everything happens. Or, that you get a chance to make everything happen. Mars is going to be spending months in your sign from late spring through summer, and when that happens, you have got to make positive changes in your living situation. Sure, you can be more scrupulous about dusting and laundry, but I'm talking about offloading the parasites or freeloaders on your emotional bank-account. And, since Jupiter and Saturn are going to be opposing your sun, any work situation that isn't using "the best" of your abilities will change. Or you'll make it change. Or you'll show up drunk or stoned too many times, and make the receptionist giggle and the middle-manager who hates direct sunlight will bark: "Jenkins, it looks like this isn't working out."

I love Sagittarians, I really do. And I enjoy hearing your adventures. Tell me why bungee-jumping saved your life. Describe to me the summit of K2. You're the folks I figure will do that stuff. But maybe not in January, though January 1 through 3 is excellent for improving your status among children. January 4 and 5 are good for being a busy beaver (also good for dentistry). January 6 and 7, you'll be late and inconsistent. January 8 and 9 are good days to listen to whining without laughing, while January 10 and 11, you'll be miserable if you have to work alone. Company is where it's at. January 12 and 13 will be tricky - you'll be pissy, or you'll be attracted to pissy people, in spite of yourself. January 14 and 15 are better days for useful socializing, while January 17 through 18, you'll want to lie low, or at least lie convincingly. January 19 through 20, the moon is in your sun sign. Put into practice, all that boasting. Ask others for favors. The highs, the lows, etc. January 21 through 23 should be quieter, but could there be weird financial questions? January 24 and 25 could be moody, but more for others. Your difficult days are January 26 through 28, when you're tired of being nice. January 29 and 30 are good for gathering folks together and taking the high road every time.