Perfectmatches
I Love You revues the dating game
by Carolyn Clay
I LOVE YOU,YOU'RE PERFECT,NOW CHANGE, Book and lyrics by Joe DiPietro. Music by Jimmy Roberts. Directed by Joel
Bishoff. Music direction by Kim Douglas Steiner. Set design by James Kronzer.
Costumes by Susan J. Slack. Lighting by Daniel Ordower. Sound by Duncan Robert
Edwards. With Adam Hunter, Chip Phillips, Kathy St. George, Amy White, and
musicians Kim Douglas Steiner and Heidi Braun-Till. At the Stuart Street
Playhouse indefinitely.
I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change isn't perfect, but if you were to
change it, it would only be to make all of it as good as the best parts. This
saucy revue, a love-hate paean to the odd art of modern heterosexual romance,
has been running Off Broadway for four years and has also set up shop in other
cities around the world. Now the show, in a savvy production by original
director Joel Bishoff, inaugurates the newly named Stuart Street Playhouse in
Boston's Radisson Hotel. What with the Charles Playhouse having been co-opted
by Blue Man Group and Shear Madness, the Theater District could use a
thriving Off Broadway venue. And that seems to be the thinking of Woburn
natives turned New-York-based stage and film producers Nick Paleologos and Fred
Zollo, who have taken over booking the theater and are presenting I Love
You, You're Perfect, Now Change in tandem with its New York producers.
A likable show with both sweetness and bite, I Love You has been dubbed
"Seinfeld set to music." The blurb artist might have added, "and
sprinkled with saccharine," because I Love You is a lot less quirky and
more lovy-dovy than Seinfeld -- and not so New York-centric, though its
focus is urban. A collection of sketches by Joe DiPietro, with a clever
pastiche of songs by Jimmy Roberts (with lyrics by DiPietro), the show purports
to trace the history of male-female relationships, both through history and
through a life. "In the Beginning," intone four monklike figures in hooded
bathrobes, "God created Man and Woman -- and that night Man asked Woman if she
was busy." And so the mating game has gone, direct address giving way to cell
phones and delicate negotiations involving careers, commitment, and condoms.
The show's first act deals, in the main, with the pre-mating game, the second
with the way the terrifying grail of marriage changes things -- for better and
worse.
I Love You has some betters and worses of its own. The show can be
genuinely hilarious, the songs (scored for piano and a single violin) both
melodious and ironic. But even the less-than-great numbers are cute, and the
Boston cast -- Adam Hunter, Chip Phillips, Kathy St. George, and Amy White --
is talented and personable. It's great to see St. George, in particular,
applying her considerable adorableness to better material than last season's
quick-fizzling Secrets Every Smart Traveler Should Know and ham-fisted
Ring Cycle send-up Das Barbecü. The one I Love You
cast member who escaped Das Barbecü, Ragtime veteran
Adam Hunter, has an expressive putty face on a par with his pipes. And all four
performers are good singers who harmonize well, with Amy White offering a
soprano that can be wistful or brassy as called for and Chip Phillips capable
of turning from nerdiness to macho-cool on a dime.
The comedy here can be broad, as when a late-night-TV lawyer bursts into the
arena of intimate relations with a pitch for suing a partner who does not
supply sexual satisfaction. Or it can be tongue-in-cheek, as when two busy
urban professionals run through an entire relationship, cliché by
cliché, in an evening because it's faster than suffering through the
actual dating, mating, breaking up, and poignantly looking back. My favorite
vignette, "Tear Jerk," employs contrapuntal tunes to depict a movie date on
which a woman drags a guy weaned on Clint Eastwood to a weepie whose
manipulative sentimentality he ultimately, mortifyingly, cannot resist. Here
Phillips's galloping homage to movie mayhem is juxtaposed with St. George's
hilariously lugubrious but quite pretty ditty recapping the film's
thwarted-love-and-deathbed plot (complete with obligatory violin workout).
But there are parts of I Love You that dare to be sincere, including a
somewhat embarrassing but well-sung ballad for White in the first act ("I Will
Be Loved Tonight") and a sweet ode to a 30-year marriage in the second. The
latter, "Shouldn't I Be Less in Love with You?", is crooned across the
breakfast table by a bathrobe-clad Hunter to a St. George lost in her morning
Globe. And DiPietro's lyrics can be a stitch, as in St. George's C&W
"Always a Bridesmaid," which rhymes "satin" with "fat in" and "taffeta" with
"laugh at ya." Sure, there are numbers in the show, as in most revues, that are
filler and a few that are belabored. But when I Love You is at its most
lovable, you wouldn't change a thing.