Who doesn’t love a good purity test? I mean, everybody hated taking tests in school, but for some reason when a purity test popped out at a party everyone was psyched. Remember those? Four hundred yes or no questions, and depending on how many affirmatives you returned, the test would tell you what percent pure you were. And not sex-ed questions either, but the dirty ones. Questions like " Have you ever used Ben-Wa Balls? " It was a bunch of 12-year-olds going, " What the hell are those? " I was like, " Oh yeah, I’ve used those! " and I would mark it yes. I didn’t know! Anyway, if you loved those (the tests, not the sex toys) you’ll love www.thespark.com. They not only have purity tests but tons of other fun tests for the idiot 12-year-old in all of us. Sex test, death test, IQ test, bitch test, slut test, and the gay test. What better way to discover your sexual orientation than alone in front of a computer, answering questions about how many guys you’ve fantasized about. Take one and you’ll be hooked. And don’t think about cheating because you’d only be cheating yourself. Thespark.com is this week’s Web Selector. I’m 32% gay Zach Brooks for the FNX Radio Network.