Recently, the Phoenix received a phone call from a person who claimed to have a startling news item.

Q: So what can I help you with?

A: What I have access to [pause] ...

Q: Yes?

A: The government monitors phone calls, so I don’t like to ...

Q: Can you give me a clue?

A: This is not known to the general public.

Q: What isn’t?

A: Time travel.

Q: Time travel.

A: I can provide the proof.

Q: You can?

A: In person.

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