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ANNIVERSARY
‘It takes two years’
BY CHRIS WRIGHT

— a Google poem

It takes two years to train as a midwife.

It takes two years to come to grips with the loss of a loved one.

It takes two years to get a pig ready for competition.

It takes two years to break even in the average business.

It takes two years to dispose of a nuclear submarine.

It takes two years for diet to cripple a person.

It takes two years for a plant to produce a pineapple.

It takes two years of training to become a sonographer.

It takes two years to build a ship.

It takes two years to get a reservation.

It takes two years for pine cones to mature.

It takes two years to finalize a patent.

It takes two years to learn to talk.

It takes two years to build a power plant.

It takes two years to grow a mature squash.

It takes two years to acquire the experience necessary to keep you alive.

It takes two years to go from spat stage to full-grown oyster.

It takes two years to come back from knee surgery.

It takes two years for a heifer to become a milk cow.

It takes two years to be approved for sex-change surgery.

It takes two years to build a spaceship.

It takes two years for the male peacock to grow a long colorful tail.

It takes two years to learn a second language.

It takes two years to figure out your problems.

It takes two years to put a movie into production.

It takes two years before the chance comes around again to make a difference.

It takes two years to get off meth.

It takes two years to acquire Brazilian citizenship.

It takes two years to get to Omega 7 from Earth.

It takes two years to come up with a great idea.

It takes two years for pitchers to develop into major-league players.

It takes two years to raise a fighting cock.

It takes two years to dissipate the shock of living in this city.

It takes two years for prairies to take root.

It takes two years for identity-theft victims to remove fraudulent charges.

It takes two years to stop talking about it.

It takes two years for wasabi to grow.

It takes two years to train a horse for the polo field.

It takes two years of trapping to declare gypsy moths eradicated from an area.

It takes two years for radiation to cause leukemia.

It takes two years for a community to know you are there.

It takes two years of screaming.

It takes two years to know how to cut hair.

It takes two years to train your taste buds.

It takes two years for alcoholics to recover.

It takes two years for caraway to mature.

It takes two years for bad things to get better.

It takes two years between the time the grapes are picked and the wine is ready to be uncorked.

It takes two years for a message to sink in.

It takes two years and a lot of junk food.

It takes two years to have a baby elephant.

It takes two years to get forgiveness.

It takes two years to produce one complete giant-puppet production.

It takes two years for an olive seedling to be able to produce olives.

It takes two years to become a skilled canoe builder.

It takes two years to organize a well-planned wedding.

It takes two years to recover from the trauma of divorce.

It takes two years to train a beagle to hunt rabbit.

It takes two years to figure out what’s going on.

It takes two years to produce proper-size asparagus.

It takes two years for dragonfly larvae to mature.

It takes two years to make a decision.

It takes two years to produce a blueberry crop.

It takes two years to find out that another choice would have been better.

It takes two years before it’s considered permanent.


Issue Date: September 12 - 18, 2003
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