Drinking Games
Gifts of hops and grapes
by Thor Iverson
It's a holiday no-brainer: giving a bottle of a favored liqueur or hard alcohol
-- such as Bailey's, Amaretto, or Kahlua -- as a gift. But what do you get a
beer or wine lover? A six-pack of Grain Belt isn't going to impress any of your
microbrew-obsessed friends. And satisfying a wine connoisseur is even harder --
unless you know a lot about wine yourself, you're either going to get the wrong
thing or be screwed over by an unscrupulous wine retailer trying to unload
expensive plonk.
Strategy number one: give up. Buy a gift certificate at a local liquor store,
or better yet, spring for the cost of a meal at a local brewpub or a special
wine dinner (they're happening several times a week at restaurants all over the
city) and share the experience.
Strategy number two: avoid the dilemma and buy wine- or beer-related stuff,
rather than the beverages themselves. Crate & Barrel (140 Faneuil Hall,
Boston, 617-742-6025 or Copley Place, 617-536-9400) has simple, elegant
pilsner glasses (the 17-ounce Direction line goes for $8.50 per glass,
and the more straightforward 13-ounce Stockholm glasses are $6.50 each) and
beer mugs (14-ounce Direction and 18-ounce Donegal for $8.95 each, and 18-ounce
Salzburg for $9.50 each). They also have stemware of just about every
design. A warning: avoid colored or elaborately cut glass or crystal, and stick
with the basics. All those additional design elements may be nice to look at,
but they get in the way of appreciating what you're drinking. The Amelia
pattern is particularly nice, with a classic, unadorned shape -- 20-ounce
red-wine goblets are $6.95 each, and 13-ounce white-wine glasses are $6.50
each. If you prefer a slightly fancier look, the 8 1/2-ounce Argento wine glass
might be the one for you; they're $12.95 each. Williams-Sonoma (100 Huntington
Avenue, Boston, 617-262-5892) also has monogrammed beer mugs; $40 for a
set of four.
Serious wine lovers will want the best stemware in the world: Riedel
Crystal, each glass specially designed to enhance the qualities of a
particular grape or type of wine (check out http://www.riedelcrytal.com/ for
details). The hand-blown and hand-assembled Sommeliers series is stunning but
extremely expensive; unless you've won the lottery recently, you'll probably
want to stick with the hand-blown, machine-assembled Vinum series (priced from
$8 to $20 per stem). Most of the better wine shops in Boston carry these
glasses, but the best prices are via mail order. Contact Brown Derby
International Wine Center (2023 South Glenstone, Springfield, MO 65804,
417-883-4066, or fax 417-881-0036) and ask for their catalogue and price list,
or thumb through a recent copy of the Wine Spectator and look for their
ad.
While you're at it, you might as well include the world's best corkscrew. The
Screwpull (various models are priced between $15 and $30) is the last
corkscrew anyone will ever need. There's no frustrating levering, no broken
corks, no fishing bits of cork out of the wine -- just turn the handle in one
direction until the worm is embedded in the cork, and keep turning the handle
in the same direction as the cork slides out. The same company also makes a
smaller portable version, and a tabletop version (the Leverpull, from
$75 to $100 by mail order and in fine wine shops) that can decork wine in less
than two seconds.
Strategy number three: take our advice. If you really want to give a beer or
wine lover a special gift, here are some suggestions. We'll start with beer --
the items that follow are all available at Martignetti Liquors (650 Soldiers
Field Road, Brighton, 617-782-3700).
Famous Ales of England (two cans each of Boddingtons, Fuggles, Castle
Eden, and Flowers) is a nice introduction to the world of English brews beyond
Bass Ale. Purchase the set in a festive case for $11.49. The Micro-Brewery
Gift Selection ($10.99) is similarly packaged and would be a good gift for
someone just beginning to explore alternatives to Bud Light, but true microbrew
fanatics will have moved beyond the well-known products it offers.
Large-format bottles (no, we're not talking about screw-top 40s in brown paper
bags) are fairly uncommon in America, but they make elaborately packaged
showcases for some of the top brewed beverages. The offerings of
Unibroue, a Canadian producer responsible for some fine Belgian-style
products, are becoming more widely available. The Blanche de Chambly
($5.59), Maudite ($5.99), and Eau Bénite ($6.59), all in
750 ml bottles, are highly recommended.
Of course, there's no substitute for the real thing; despite what the Germans
would have you believe, the finest beer in the world is produced in Belgium. In
750 ml bottles, seek out any of the following brews: Duvel Special Ale
($8.25), Chimay Ale Primière ($8.05), Chimay Cinq Cents
($8.50), Chimay Grande Réserve ($9.90), or the vintage-dated and
cork-finished 1994 Lindemans Gueze Lambic Cuvée René
($9.90), a sour brew that will erase all memories of those weak-kneed fruit
beers you've had in the past. Nonvintage lambics from Lindemans also include
the Framboise, Kriek, and Pêche for $9.90 each. And
if your beer-loving friend isn't into the heavy, intense Belgian style, try a
two-liter Sapporo ($9.65) in its metallic mug design -- it's a packaging
showpiece.
When it comes to gifts of wine, your options are limitless. This, of course,
is the problem. Wine lovers have countless tales of well-meaning friends and
relatives proudly bearing a great wine from a lousy vintage, a wine just a few
letters away from the famous one the giftee wanted, a good bottle for which the
giver paid too much, a great bottle ruined by poor storage that a nonexpert
couldn't recognize. Wine purchases by neophytes, even well-meaning ones, are
fraught with the potential for expensive error. So here's a little guidance --
this time, starting with choices from Brookline Liquor Mart (1354 Comm Ave,
Allston, 617-734-7700). Also, note that any special bottle of wine is going to
come with a "special" price; be prepared.
The most obvious special-occasion wine gift is champagne, and in this instance
only the best will do. That means vintage champagne (the only bottles that have
a date on the label). The 1976 Piper-Heidsieck Rare ($69.75) is a indeed
a rarity, as few people (even wine lovers) realize what well-aged champagne
tastes like. A newer, but more elegant, choice is the Veuve Clicquot Gift
Set (the NV Brut Yellow Label champagne with two glasses, in a presentation
box, $87.50). (As more and more of the 1990 vintage champagnes arrive on the
marketplace, gift sets will start popping up everywhere, from every
producer.)
Champagne aside, the best gift to give an oenophile is a mature wine. As long
as you avoid the "hot" vintages (principally red Bordeaux from 1982, '86, '89,
and '90), prices are often manageable. Better yet, many stores are supplied by
their importers and distributors with inexpensive older vintages specifically
for the holiday gift-giving season. Brookline Liquor Mart, because of its close
association with Classic Wine Imports, regularly offers many mature wines
(especially in its temperature- and humidity-controlled rare wine room) at
reasonable prices (in the case of Bordeaux and California cabernet sauvignon,
often lower than the newest vintages).
BLM's strengths are in Bordeaux -- the 1987 Haut-Brion
(Pessac-Léognan) for $80 and the 1988 Château
Chambert-Marbuzet (St.-Estephe) for $18.95 are both drinking well, and the
silky-sweet 1985 Rieussec Sauternes is a steal at $33 -- and Burgundy --
Jean Noël Gagnard Chassagne-Montrachet whites (both the regular
bottling and special bottlings from Les Chenevottes, Les Masures,
and Morgeot) range from $33.75 to $54 in multiple vintages, and are
often discounted 10 to 20 percent when found in the bargain bins next to the
cash registers.
Better values can be had from the Rhône Valley -- a particularly good
selection of older vintages of E. Guigal Hermitage and Côte
Rôtie Brune et Blonde (starting at $30), and J. L. Chave
Hermitage (up to $75) can be found at BLM. A fairly new, but hedonistic,
gift is the 1995 E. Guigal Condrieu La Doriane for $60 (the '94 is
available for the same price).
Perhaps the best deals of all are from France's Loire Valley, especially the
Domaine des Baumard wines -- incredible (and undervalued) dry and sweet
wines that age forever. Multiple vintages of just about everything are
available; try the 1988 Savennières ($15.95), or the decadently
sweet 1974 Quarts de Chaume ($28, and just coming into maturity), and
the equally sweet 1989 Château de Fesles Bonnezeaux ($35).
From Italy, the 1983 Tommasi Amarone della Valpolicella Classico ($36)
is a future blockbuster, but BLM's showpiece is the range of older vintages of
Badia a Coltibuono's Chianti Classico Riserva ($26.50 to $63.75
for vintages ranging back to 1970, with even older examples in the rare wine
room). One of Spain's finest wines, the 1990 Torres Gran Coronas Mas la
Plana Gran Reserva ($39.95), will require some aging. Your best bets from
Germany, because of their rarity and aging potential, are the sweet
Beerenauslese, sweeter Trockenbeerenauslese, and ethereally sweet Eiswein.
Eiswein is a particularly good choice, because the conditions necessary to make
it virtually guarantee a quality wine. Versions from 1983 can be had in BLM's
rare wine room for as little as $60 (very low for Eiswein). And California
checks in with a number of aged cabernet sauvignon and Meritage blends (look
for Carmenet and Heitz, in particular) and a 1990 Chalone Pinot Noir
Estate for $36.60.
For the port lover, try either the 1982 Dow Single Year Tawny Reserve
Porto ($30.95), the 1972 Fonseca Guimaraens Vintage Porto ($45), or
the 1963 Gould-Campbell Vintage Porto ($80, and a rare opportunity to
see what all the vintage Porto fuss is about).
At Martignetti Liquors, in Brighton, selected older wines have appeared on the
shelves at relatively great prices during the holiday season. Be very aware of
the warning signs of poor storage before you purchase older wines -- watch out
for low fill levels (more than an inch of airspace between wine and cork when
the bottle is stood upright is bad news), leakage (sticky residue coming out of
the bottom of the metal or plastic capsule that covers the cork), and an
extruded cork (extending more than a few millimeters above the top of the
bottle). None of these factors proves that a wine is ruined, but if you decide
to purchase something exhibiting any of these symptoms, be sure to get the
manager to guarantee that you can return or exchange the wine if it turns out
to be bad (something most wine shops will do anyway). Okay, lecture over, on to
the wines:
Emilio Lustau, one of the great sherry producers, offers two deliciously
complex dessert sherries, the Pedro Ximenez San Emilio ($14.99) and the
DeLuxe Cream Capataz Andres ($8.99). Or hug the border between dry and
sweet with the Lustau Almacenista Oloroso Pata de Gallina ($18.99). Or
give the gift of Hungary's greatest vinous export in a 1988 Chateau
Messzelátó Tokaji Aszú 5 puttonyos ($22.99).
Some of the most unheralded sweet wines in France are the sélection
de grains nobles wines of Alsace, made only in great years from overripe
grapes that may be infected with Botrytis cinerea, the "noble rot" that
creates the rich dessert wines of Sauternes and Barsac. Martignetti's offers a
few from top Alsatian producer Trimbach -- the 1989 Pinot Gris
Sélection de Grain Nobles and 1989 Gewurztraminer
Sélection de Grain Nobles are both pricey at $67.99 in 375 ml
half-bottles, but either will provide an unforgettable drinking experience. Two
outstanding deals in dry Alsatian wines also come from Trimbach: a 1990
Riesling Cuvée Frédéric Émile ($29.99) isn't
quite ready to drink, but a 1985 Gewurztraminer Cuvée des Seigneurs
de Ribeaupierre ($37.99) is perfectly mature. And back in the Loire Valley,
a slightly more mature (and single-vineyard) version of a wine we recommended
earlier is the 1988 Château de Fesles Bonnezeaux La Chapelle
($34.99).
A nice gift for a neophyte wine lover might be a selection of dry and
flavorful rosés from the south of France (anything to wean people
off that horrid, syrupy white zinfandel). Martignetti's has a convenient
display of them right in the middle of their wine department. Prices range from
$7.99 to $16.99, and at that rate you may want to pick up a couple bottles for
yourself.
Champagne gift options continue with Ruinart Brut ($32.99), the
slightly more elegant Bruno Paillard Brut Rosé ($49.99), and the
1989 Veuve Clicquot in a gold presentation box for $49.99. From the
Rhône Valley comes an incredible deal in the 1988 Auguste Clape
Cornas ($26.99), a largely unheralded appellation that produces huge,
rough-edged wines and is rarely available in older vintages. And from Spain,
the 1976 Marqués de Riscal Rioja Gran Reserva ($48.49) promises
to introduce anyone to the aging potential of Spain's best-known red wine.
(There's also a 1970 white Rioja lurking around the store -- grab it if you can
find it.)
Though neither is anywhere close to maturity, the 1993 and '94 P.
Antinori Tignanello ($44.99 and $47.99, respectively) are massive
expressions of the power of the sangiovese grape (with a little cabernet
sauvignon blended in), and will be mature sometime after 2010. Martignetti's
also occasionally stocks the famous Barbarescos from Gaja and the otherworldly
Sassicaia from San Guido -- if you see a bottle of either, don't hesitate to
snap it up.
And finally, we turn to America (go ahead, hum "This Land is Your Land" if it
makes you feel better). The 1994 Ridge Monte Bello ($48.99) is, without
question, one of the world's greatest wines -- but it will need a lot of aging
for the tannins to fade. The 1991 Diamond Creek Gravelly Meadow Lake
Cabernet Sauvignon ($54.99) will be ready sooner, as it's made in a lighter
and less tannic style than the Ridge. A 1991 Calera Pinot Noir Jensen
Vineyard (Mt. Harlan) is ready to drink now, and is a nice example of the
heavier California style of pinot noir at $38.99. And the 1991 Kistler
Chardonnay McCrea Vineyard (Sonoma), $37.49 from this outstanding
chardonnay producer, has aged to full maturity.
If you've followed our advice, the only thing left for you to do is to make
sure you're invited when the lucky recipients open their gifts!
Thor Iverson is a wine critic and Internet content coordinator for the Boston Phoenix.