Best way to get a buzz and still pass a Breathalyzer test
You're under 21. You want a buzz. You've lost your fake ID. Head to Starbucks. Yeah, it offends your
anti-globalization sensibilities, but get over it. Starbucks is what got this country off Folgers
fake-coffee crystals. You should be thankful. But back to that buzz. You want something that'll keep you
going for hours and won't leave you with a hangover? Get the venti Americano with an extra shot. That's
five - count 'em, five - shots of espresso mixed with steaming-hot water. It'll fill a 20-ounce cup and
tastes like full-flavored coffee with a hint of espresso. To the uninitiated, it tastes like mud. Either
way, it'll keep you going for hours and won't leave you with a hangover or spewing forth guttural belches.
Plus, you'll pass a Breathalyzer test.
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