By now, everyone's heard the single woman's complaint: all the guys with fashion sense, aesthetic inclinations, and the foresight to moisturize are gay. That was, until the rise of the metrosexual. Now, suddenly, the good-shoe-wearing, mirror-checking metrosexual is everywhere: on Internet dating sites, shopping next to you at Kiehl's, in the pages of every magazine for miles. According to Salon, a metrosexual is "well dressed, narcissistic, and bun-obsessed. But don't call him gay."

Okay, we won't. But we will call him overexposed.