Best place to feel stoned

Harvard Square's UpStairs on the Square is a great spot to meet up for a drink, isn't it? So -- hey, are those vine lamps growing out of the wall? -- let's sit down at the bar and -- are those foreign-language love letters in the chandelier? -- get a -- whoa, I swear those huge mirrors are leaning over me -- and is that gold paint dripping down the walls? Why don't we head upstairs to our table for dinner -- wait, the carpet is leopard-print now, wasn't it zebra a minute ago? Uh oh, the mirrored ceiling is freaking me out, and there are more of those viny lamps -- and what's with the wild seats in the corner booths? And now it's cheetah print on the floor ...

UpStairs on the Square, 91 Winthrop Street, Cambridge, (617) 864-1933; www.upstairsonthesquare.com.